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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. 

David Bissonette
     



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 


Sacha Guitry
 




After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
 

Hemant Joshi
 



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 

Socrates
 



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. 


Dumas
 



The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
 

Sigmund Freud
 




I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 


Anonymous
 




"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.  A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 


Henry Youngman
 




"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for twenty-two years."
 

Sam Kinison
 



"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." 


James Holt McGavran


  
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
 

Nash
 



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it ......once... 


Anonymous
 



You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
 

Henny Youngman
 



My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. 


Rodney Dangerfield
 



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 


Milton Berle 




Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. 


Anonymous
 



A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 


Anonymous
 



First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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